OMG - My mom on ORKUT !!!!!

Mohan Bhatnagar, an orkut addict,as most of the new genx is, from the moment he gets up his activities include checking offline scraps with brushing his teeth, to a last minute check before he goes off fo classes for the numerous girls he involved in chatting in such a short period. His orkut scapbook is more congested than the bangalore roads, a 5 min bio break leaves 5 chatters wondering where mohan might me. To the late night forum entries to 12 of his 28 communities. He has a fan list over there too. Besides that he also takes some parallel time talking to his family members on messenger.

Besides his gregarious nature he also takes care on who all to add to his friend list, and keeps an constant eye for the people on his visitor's list. Last few days he could see some unusual visitor always showing on it.Besides the regular friends he scraps, a name has been showing up constantly for the last week.

R.Bhatnagar, hmmn, well he opens the link and turns out that its a she, alright she has the same surname as of mine, may be she is one of those new comers at "bhatnagar" community checking on active members. Casually, he let it go.But the same happened the following week, same orkuting but same R.Bhatnagar always showing. Thats it, he decides to give atleast a reaction to that and atleast start a scrapbook chat with her.

• Mohan: I can see u in my visitor's list for few days, Do I know u ?
• R.B: Yes u know, beta.
• Mohan: Beta, wht ru like ? 60's ? Why have u been looking in my profile for last few weeks.
• R.B: Why did I interupted ur chat with neha,pooja,radhika,swati, etc etc.
• Mohan: No u havent, But why u spying on me? wats ur name? whr u frm?
• RB: Wat if I say my name is rama bhatnagar from ur native place, would that make a difference?
• Mohan: No, it wont.But i would say u share exact name with my mom.

Oh My God, has my mom got an orkut account, its only been 4 weeks that we have had net at home, moreover who would tell her abt orkut.Wait a minute, golu(padosi ka ladka), he is a braggart, he must have shown his net skills and helped my mom open an account and reach me on orkut.What could this mean,she knows exactly wat I have been doing past 15 days and how I lied to her abt not wasting time on chatting.
It cant be true, if this would have been a case she would have indicated me much earlier, rather wait for me to respond.May be she is checking how long can I lie to her, that is horrible, I cant talk to her now abt it.But atleast I should say sorry to her abt all the lies. But wat if it is anyone of my friend who is goofing around wid the newest of trick in book of pranks. Wat to do???
I haven't done anything wrong to be ashamed of, I talked to my friends,whther most of them are girls, I call guys and talk to them.
Whom u bluffing MOHAN, I am u inner voice, u just waste time chatting on net, and not use it wisely as the other junta does, searching according their needs,not just fooling arnd wid their precious time, they write blogs,read news,participate in discussions,google their curiosity.

Wht u thinking buddy?wat u gonna do wid rama? whether she is my mom or not,leave it may be some naughty friend,now on, I should act wisely from today and not engage in time wasting net surfing,.... wellllll..... not eliminate completely,I will reduce it. (The phone rings:Its my mom)MOHAN, wat u used to tell me abt ur surfing habits, now I know everything abt ur activities,and u learnt to lie too...ru listening ?? MOHAN MOHAN MOHAN.....

(MOHAN MOHAN MOHAN...wake up....time to leave for class),, I cant believe this,I felt asleep while brushing my teeth, ewww, the toothbrush is so-so tasteless and plastic..well who all did I miss to reply during this power nap.....oh its radhika waiting for me...but who is this new face on my scrapbook,hmmn,who is this rama bhatnagar ????? is it?? is it?? is it my MOM.